I’m thinking of starting a blogging series. Well, this might be the only post in it, but still. BTW, I was thinking of posting this on April 1, but decided to wait because this is for real.
In my local Menard’s there’s this product:
Oh, OK. This is just another one of those knit funny feeling shirts that soccer players wear, right? Wrong. The deal is that you should be able to hang it around your neck, and you will be able to stretch further, to balance better, to swing a golf club harder, and pick up more pounds of potatoes than ever. Just hang it around your neck.
Well, if you see this at your Menards or other store, please comment, so people who see this in the future actually believe me. And for those who haven’t seen it, there might be a display of them at your local Menards, perhaps even with a video that describes this wonderful, extremely helpful, new and exciting, body-building…hoax. (They don’t think it is, but really, come on.)
Why is it in the Crafting Journal, you ask?
Because I’m thinking I’m going to make a wallet out of the material. To help balance our budget and stretch our dollars.